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The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious
I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box
Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao
But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

WHAT

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

breadsticks (grissini)

olive garden breadsticks (baguettes)

Omfg I thought they meant the top breadsticks

How the hell are you supposed to shove a massive baguette into your purse???? I thought it meant the little breadsticks because you can break them into smaller pieces so that they fit

they’re not actual baguettes, they’re very soft and probably 7-10 inches long. They’re served warm and brushed with butter. 

this week in: the rest of the world learns of the amazing american olive gaden breadstick